依然星期一~~

由于分享了我看到的笑话，国伦就不好意思不分享他的……所以，以下是国伦分享的（由于我不大记得故事，其中一则是国伦e-mail给我的）：

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi goes to a primary school to talk about the corruption together with all his tough looking bodyguards . After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and Abdullah asked, "what is your name?"

"Liong."

"And what is your question, Liong? "

"I have 3 questions.

First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister open ceremony for his relatives Nasi Kandar in Australia?

Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Vellu to stepped down yet he is still their leader?

Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up? "

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Abdullah says, "Ok where were we? Oh, thats right. Question time. Who has a question? "

A different little boy raises his hand.

Abdullah points him out and asked him, "what is your name?"

"Linkam."

"And what is your question Linkam? "

"I have 5 questions.

First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister open ceremony for his relatives Nasi Kandar in Australia?

Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Velu to stepped down yet he is still their leader?

Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

Fifth, where is Liong? "

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马来西亚首相拜访印尼首相的家，印尼首相的家犹如皇宫般辉煌，大马首相就很好奇地问：“印尼首相啊……你是怎样做到的？”

印尼首相指了指外面的一座大桥，说道：“你又看到那座桥吗？”


大马首相点头说有。

印尼首相说：“我只是用那座桥的70%就做到了。”

大马首相羡慕不已。

几年后，印尼首相到大马首相的家拜访。看到大马首相的家竟然还比自己的家辉煌，不禁问大马首相如何做到。

大马首相说：“你看到那边那座桥吗？”

印尼首相露出奇怪的脸说：“没有呃……”

大马首相：“所以说咯！”

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最后，重申： 以上两则纯属笑话，如有雷同，纯属意外。


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